Author: promedsmichigan

Grape Ape is a mostly Indica crossbreed of Mendocino Purps, Skunk, and original Afghani. It shares their potency, with THC levels as high as 18-21%, which makes it a relatively strong – but not overpowering – tool for treating disease. As its name suggests, Grape Ape tastes and smells like sweet grapes, with a subtle berry flavor. Like its Purple ancestors, this strain develops a deep purple bud and leaves to go with its grape-like qualities. It’s most useful in treating chronic pain, including migraines and arthritis, though it also helps relieve anxiety, depression, and PTSD. The high is profoundly relaxing, a full-body experience that can lead to strong couch-lock and deep sleep. This is definitely a nighttime strain, as it can have a near-comatose effect. But the high can also be euphoric and focused, with a clear mind. Dry mouth is common, as are red eyes. Most easily found on the West Coast, in Colorado, and in Michigan, this popular strain can also be purchased across the country, on both legal and black markets. It’s a relatively easy strain to grow.

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Big Foot is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) however possessing noticable Indica effect, strain created through a cross of the classic BC Hash Plant X Grim strains. This bud is often confused with the similarly Bigfoot OG, although it has extremely different effects. The high starts with a euphoric head buzz that launches your mood and mind into the clouds with uplifted energy. You’ll start to fade into deep relaxation and a sense of calm as the high builds, instantly relieving you of any stress or anxiety you may be experiencing. These effects paired with its insanely high average THC level of 22% make Big Foot an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as depression, chronic stress or anxiety, migraines, and inattentiveness. Like its name suggests, Big Foot has massively oversized nugs that are super dense and lumpy with a deep forest green coloration and beautiful amber colored hairs. These nugs are super sticky as they are broken apart and are said to be incredibly hard to grind because of this. Big Foot has an incredibly dense dank aroma of sweet rotting fruit, and a flavor of spicy fruit with a hint of earthy pungency upon exhale.

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Pancakes is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the powerful London Pound Cake X Kush Mints strains. This delicious bud is perfect for any hybrid lover, with long-lasting effects that will have you feeling lifted yet calm for hours on end. The high starts with a slow build of effects, creeping into your mind with a subtle lifted feeling. You’ll find your mood boosted and your mental pains washed away as you reach higher and higher into happy relaxation. This sense will soon work its way throughout your entire body, lulling you into a calmed and kicked-back state that can have some couch lock to it, too, at times. In combination with its high 17-20% average THC level, these effects make Pancakes a great choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, inflammation, chronic pain, depression and chronic fatigue. This bud has a sweet and creamy fruity berry flavor with a nutty pancake-like exhale. The aroma is just as delightful, with a smell of freshly cooked pancakes topped with creamy fruits and light spices. Pancakes buds have oversized and fat heart-shaped bright neon green nugs with thin orange airs and a coating of tiny golden white crystal trichomes.

$150oz, $80 Half, $45 quarter, $25 eighth oz.

The Soap is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the delicious Animal Mints X Kush Mints strains. Although its name may be The Soap, this bud has a flavor that’s anything but. Each delicious toke brings on tastes of sour citrus, sweet woody pine and a touch of spicy sharp cheese. The aroma follows the same profile, although it does have a punch of spicy pungent diesel to it, too. The The Soap high will hit you a few seconds after your final toke, smashing into your brain and instantly scrubbing away any negative moods or racing thoughts. Instead, you’ll feel a sense of lifted and heady calm that’s permeated by a glowing warmth of happiness. A tingly body high accompanies this euphoric boost, filling your body with get-up-and-move stimulation that can prove to be arousing at times if you’re not mindful of your dosage. With these effects and its high 16-35% average THC level, The Soap is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, PTSD, chronic pain, depression and insomnia. This bud has oversized diamond-shaped minty green nugs with lots of orange hairs and a frosty thick coating of golden-white crystal trichomes.

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$150 oz. $80 Half oz. $45 quarter oz. $25 eighth oz.